Cocaine, Heroin, Opium, Morphine…..

Posted: 5th June 2012 by cotc in Uncategorized

this video needs no commentary… Except this, WTF!

Gaddafi, Employee of the year

Posted: 2nd April 2011 by cotc in comedy
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We found this gem floating around this morning, wow. Dictators are so funny!

Do you like laughing at comedy? Good!
Come back later and maybe you will… Or not…

Technology then and now…

Posted: 20th March 2011 by cotc in comedy
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This little picture shows how modern tech has slowed us down instead of helping us reach our lofty goals of constantly being bombarded with media and posts from COTC. I mean if you can’t get updates from FB and twitter at least once a second whats the point of living!? Right!? F*ck Yeah!

Yes, F*ck the future indeed…

What!? you haven’t subscribed to this blog yet!? I thought you were cool…

So this is funny too:

HAHAHAHAAA! Classic!

Follow us on twitter @creamofthecraps, then high five yourself for being rad!

Best fails of 2010!!

Posted: 20th March 2011 by cotc in comedy
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The term “fail” is over used all the time these days.Rarely do these fails match up to the action, but we found a video that really embodies the word fail.

This video is a compilation of the best video fails in 2010. So check it out. I think most people have seen similar videos to this one, still funny!

Hurt people are hilarious!

Do stuff to the buttons below to make us more like a “rock star” from “mars”! Wining, Duh!

A Facebook history lesson

Posted: 19th March 2011 by cotc in comedy
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Earlier today we found this floating around. It’s a funny post that kinda sums up a few major things in our history.

LOL! Great post to whom ever wrote this gem!

follous us on twitter! @creamofthecraps

Seven funny Star Wars Pics

Posted: 18th March 2011 by cotc in comedy
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Being current in comedy blogging can be so damn difficult. There are so many funny things happening right now that you would crap your pants if you could see them all at once.

We are on the pulse of the people taking the pulse of online comedy stuffs. Alas, with so much cutting edge data streaming in from around the globe we decided to show you a List of seven, yes count ‘em, seven funny Star Wars images.

These images are the latest and the greatest of people joking about movies that are almost at least thirty years old.

Like we said …we keep sh*t current around here… Kind of…

Thanks for visiting CreamOfTheCrap. We like you. Do you like us?

Cool! do you watch Glee? No? Yeah, that show sucks…

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no gold for you!

Posted: 17th March 2011 by cotc in comedy

happy St. Patricks Day! We are drunk too!

haha!

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I’ll just put this here…

Posted: 17th March 2011 by cotc in comedy
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